Say one thing for Rowan Crabtree. Say he's a wild card. A side winding pilgrim with a trick up each sleeve, riding a dark horse through the depths of your heart.

Possessing all the sex appeal of an electric fox and the confidence of someone who's been asked to write their own bio, Crabtree mounts the stage with the exuberance of a young Hendrix, regaling the audience with anecdotes featuring Capri-Suns, Cornish Slang and unfortunate attachment to a certain feather duster.

A veteran of the art form and a stalwart of the local scene, be sure to catch him at shows, open mics and lurking in the shadows of your local Wetherspoons.