Kate-Lois Elliott's family lived in a secretive cult until her mum escaped. One generation later, a teenage Kate finds herself in the clutches of an equally militant operation... just your average group of teenage girls. Because, as it turns out, cults are everywhere – ask anyone with a Tesco Clubcard. British Writers' Guild Award nominee, British Comedy Guide Awards finalist. 'Such funny business' (Jessica Fostekew). 'Elliott commands the stage, charming delivery, quality callbacks' (ASpyInTheStalls.com). 'Zeitgeisty' (Dominic King, BBC Radio Kent). 'Could sniff vodka from the plinth' (Helen Lederer). Directed by Esther Manito.