An absolute HOOT of a split-bill hour featuring two up-and-coming comedians talking about trying (and failing) to be functioning human beings. French ex-boyfriends. Growing up on a farm. That time Jess shat herself on a bus.

Full disclosure: some of it's unfinished. But after hearing about our failures, you'll DEFINITELY come out of this feeling better about yourself. Come for the ego boost, stay for the jokes!

(Also, no, we're not getting our tits out. Cheers.)